Oho factorial - A compilation of [hopefully] funny SMS forwards

ACTIVE-PASSIVE fwd by Kuku Singh
Santa was asked to write ' I made a mistake.'
in passive form.He wrote 'I was made by a mistake..'
INDOLENCE INC.fwd by Jraman, Sultan
A typical student [like me] flips a coin and
thinks :Heads- Will go 2 sleepTails- Will watch a movieStands- Will listen to musicStays in air- Will study
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL fwd by Baby, Yankee
Chuhe ne sherni ko propose maaraSherni boli: Abe aaine me shakal dekhi hai?Chuha bola: Arey shakal surat me kya rakha
hai ? Bande ka confidence to dekh!
WHAT'S IN A NAME fwd by Band
2 goldfish in a bowl.. r talking..Goldfish 1: Do u believe in God?Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do u think
changes the water everyday!
HERO # 1 fwd by Sakhu
Rajnikant's latest project..Titanic in
Tamil.. Climax revised..Both hero n heroine survive..Rajni swims d
Atlantic..Wid heroine in one hand..And Titanic in another.. hehe
LARA fwd by Lara
Reaction of girls who lose their wallets..Poor gal: Lost my money :(Rich gal: Lost my credit cards:(Smart gal: oh my god! Lost Lara's photo boo
hoo :(
HOW TO MAKE MONEY fwd by Band
Always borrow money from pessimists- they
don't expect it back
PAANCHAT fwd by Sakhu
Main uski yaad me bana barf ka golaMain uski yaad me bana barf ka golaAur woh boli kiThanda Matlab Coca Cola
LOOK B4 U LEAP fwd by Roshanrams
Socrates was once asked " What is the cure
for love at first sight?:The philosopher replied " Take a closer
second look."
KAUN BANEGA KARODPATI fwd by Pummy
Bumper offer! Send me SMS and win 10 lac ki
car ka photo, 29" colour T ka dabba, Dubai
jaate plane ko tata karne ka mauka aur mere
saath dinner woh bhi aapki taraf se.