Can't decide between - a) Err..ranged Marriage and b) Deranged Marriage

Ek baar ladke waale ladki log ke ghar ladki dekhne aaye.
Mummy, Papa and Ladka ek sofe pe baith gaye. Ladki ke Mom, Dad bhi ek sofe be baith gaye. The latter sofa faced the former.
Ladki ke Dad to Ladki ki Mom: Ladki kidhar hai?
Ladki ki Mom to Ladki ke Dad: Mujhe kya pata?
Ladki ke Mom and Dad, in chorus: Ladki! Ladki!!
Ladki strolled out of some room and sauntered into the living room.
Ladki to Mummy, Daddy and Ladka : Hey!!! Nice to meet you guys! How are you?
Mummy, Daddy : Nice to meet you too.
Ladka: I am good!
Ladki perches on the arm of a chair.
Ladki ke Dad to Ladka: Do you smoke?
Ladka shakes his head to indicate no.
Ladki ki Mom to Ladka: Do you drink?
Ladka shakes his head to indicate no.
Ladki to Ladka ( conversationally ): Do you dope?
Ladki ke Mom and Dad try to salvage the situation.
Ladki ki Mom to Ladki: Arey, show some mehmaannawaazi!
Ladki to Mom: Sure!
Ladki to guests: Do you want poha or pauwa?
Ladka ( eyes downcast, deprecatingly ) ( maybe he doesn't know what pauwa is or maybe he does ) to ladki : kuch bhi..
Ladka ( eyes downcast) simpers, blushes and says shyly to the mandli: Mujhe ladki pasand hai

(Curtains)

A Joke ( With due credit to he/she who thought of it and those who passed it on)

Ek baar ek farm me aag lag gayi.
Farm me kaam karne waale log panic karne or chillane lage! "Ab hum kya kare! Ab hum kya kare! "
Unme se ek aadmi bola - "Fire brigade ko bulao!"
Koi bola " Arey, woh itni jaldi nahi aate"
Pehla bola " Bulao to sahi"
Toh fire brigade ko bulaya gaya!
Within a few seconds, fire brigade waha pahunch gayi!!!
And instead of stopping some distance away from the fire and getting to work - they forged ahead and stopped bang in the middle of the fire! Fire-fighters leapt out and began fire-fighting!
In time, they succeeded in getting it under control and got great press for their courage.
They received a cool cash prize from the Govt. of Wherever. The most successful news channel 'It's Today!' even asked them for an interview!
At the interview, the interviewer asked " What do you intend to do with the cool cash prize?"
Answered the chief of fire-fighters, " Pehle to gaadi ke brake theek karayenge "

The Case of The Missing Sabudana Wada ( A Detective D Dash Mystery )

A Dash, B Dash, C Dash and D Dash were room-mates.

D Dash was hungry. He found O-N-E (1) sabudana wada in a blue container. He took it out of the container and put it in a clean katori ( steel bowl ). He really looked forward to eating it. Just as he was about to eat it, the doorbell rang. He yelled, " I'll get it!" There was nobody outside..

D Dash returned to his sabudana wada but alas! the said sabudana wada was nowhere to be seen :(

D Dash was sorely disappointed but using his shrewd logical-deduction wali ability, deduced that the culprit had to be one or more of A Dash, B Dash and C Dash.

D Dash cleared his throat and:

1) Shrieked - " A Dash! "

2) Screeched - " B Dash! "

3) Croaked - " C Dash! "

And lo and behold! A Dash, B Dash and C Dash came and stood in O-N-E (1) straight line!!!!

Asked D Dash authoritatively, " Who Ate The Sabudana Wada? "

A Dash cowered.

C Dash quailed.

B Dash paled....and replied "I did."

D Dash patted himself ( D Dash ) on the back for having solved the mystery. Yet another feather in the cap for Detective D Dash.

Q&A

Q.1. How would you describe the transformation of a bar of soap to a tiger?
A. Nima Roars

Q.2. Agar Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai, what is Hindi Namak?
A. Don't know