Paanchat illustrated if not defined

Story #1:

(excuse d present tense)

A girl falls in love with plant. One day she is shocked to see the plant being attacked by its other lover the goat. The girl goes mad with grief- partly because the goat ate d plant (as in boo hoo) - n partly because the goat ate the plant ( green eyed monster). Then comes our hero the mali = gardener . He plants many trees(plants?) and hence sows many such ' seeds of love '. N hence they live happily ever after etc.

Story #2 :

Once an ant fell in love wid n elephant. When d lord of d jungle twitted her abt it, she maintained they were just good friends. One day a huntress came 2 d jungle to hunt for ants. She hunted using a 325# sieve. The ant didn't know this sieve size of course but she did know dat she cudnt handle dat sieve sizes ( although she didn't know which sieve size it was). She implored d elephant to help her out( here ant = female , eleph-ant = male) but the elephant was in luv wid d huntress so of course he kept looking at her n ignored d ant.
a ant got angry . so she prayed to d devas.

d devas decided 2 help her help herself. n suddenly d ant noticed dat d huntress was wearing a vnit badge. she brightened up visibly ! she had heard dat once in a practical class- a guy had used a rough brush on the sieve n in doing so had torn it in one place. she crawled under the sieve to locate the rent n lo behold! it existed.

So she crawled out. After she did that, it was aurat ka badlaa part 2. she crawled up d elephants hide - right into his right ear n bit him n he died (but ironically - in d huntress' arms). den both huntress n ant cried. den huntress went home to first husband (polyandry) n ant committed suicide out of guilt.