Can't decide between - a) Err..ranged Marriage and b) Deranged Marriage

Ek baar ladke waale ladki log ke ghar ladki dekhne aaye.
Mummy, Papa and Ladka ek sofe pe baith gaye. Ladki ke Mom, Dad bhi ek sofe be baith gaye. The latter sofa faced the former.
Ladki ke Dad to Ladki ki Mom: Ladki kidhar hai?
Ladki ki Mom to Ladki ke Dad: Mujhe kya pata?
Ladki ke Mom and Dad, in chorus: Ladki! Ladki!!
Ladki strolled out of some room and sauntered into the living room.
Ladki to Mummy, Daddy and Ladka : Hey!!! Nice to meet you guys! How are you?
Mummy, Daddy : Nice to meet you too.
Ladka: I am good!
Ladki perches on the arm of a chair.
Ladki ke Dad to Ladka: Do you smoke?
Ladka shakes his head to indicate no.
Ladki ki Mom to Ladka: Do you drink?
Ladka shakes his head to indicate no.
Ladki to Ladka ( conversationally ): Do you dope?
Ladki ke Mom and Dad try to salvage the situation.
Ladki ki Mom to Ladki: Arey, show some mehmaannawaazi!
Ladki to Mom: Sure!
Ladki to guests: Do you want poha or pauwa?
Ladka ( eyes downcast, deprecatingly ) ( maybe he doesn't know what pauwa is or maybe he does ) to ladki : kuch bhi..
Ladka ( eyes downcast) simpers, blushes and says shyly to the mandli: Mujhe ladki pasand hai

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